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Hello everyone....

Its me... I've finished my assignments and I've had the BIG exam... and I actually think I passed...

Give me booze... give me half naked boyz ... give me naked twister... I'm here.. I'm ready... I'm willing...

Shell

Oh dear, I fear I have pissed myself!!!

Hi back (insert kiss emote here, i dont know how to find it )

sorry i was out of contact there for a while there was something i had to do, i'll send you a message about what it was, i dont really like to advertise it alot.

hay u dnt knw a chick frm over thr called moon muffin she been emailn me all day

oh so do I kizz sheds a good thing for a guy, but what I left out typing to fast was case of beer
" A DAY " Who would be looking after the daughter and doing all the work, not him and the sex life would go down the gurgler after drinking a case a day, unless he drank it after he came home from work, then there would be no sex till the last stubby gone or could fit you in between his drinks and your waxing. And as for the beer gut , maybe I am to fussy.

I'm actually a long haired geek from Queensland who likes heavy metal.........

mines untrue, im actually a 90 year old woman from japan trying to woo all the pretty young girls from Australia in a desperate attempt to try and rediscover my younger lesbian side

An open email to all the women in this forum.

Hi ladies, i suppose you are feeling very fortunate about now because i have chosen to communicate with you all (you can thank me later when i'm doing you hard) but i just wanted you to know what a great catch i am.
I have a penis the length breadth and weight of a nuclear submarine and if you play your cards right you may touch it or maybe if im feeling generous maybe more.
I also have my own room at my mothers house because she cooks and cleans for me and if you turn out to be anything like her then you can do those things for me too when i move to your house.
I suppose if we were to go out you would have to pick me up as i dont know what time the buses run to and i dont have a car, but when i get one you will have to take your shoes off before you get in it.
I cant be arsed working for a living so you will have to earn enough for both of us.
You should know that i am extremely dependent, insecure and opinionated, in other words your perfect guy.
So let me know if you want to have sex with me right now and come over and pick me up so we can go back to yours and after i've proved my manliness to you can cook me a feed....

Your perfect Man.

hey kizzy i think some evil bitch has stolen ur pretty pitcher

Hi there,

I was just wondering if anyone gets annoyed when they look at a profile and the age that is selected is the wrong one? I have had a couple of emails lately from people that has an age stated and then when you read their profile futher the age that is there is different to what they are saying...This has also made me wonder even more, on you profile it says what age groups you would like to be contacted by, do people not read this as a few of the email i have recieved are from people well and truely outside of what my preferences are??????I just don't get it and its annoying me.......lol

no, but you did (just joking, couldn't resist)

Long enough to get his name, and remember it..

lol cybersex havent done that in ages lol... I just pick up at the pub

IF their nice n uv got a connection ,go 4 it 'life is short' n 'then we die'if ur worried about what someone might think , then u may as well go hide in a closset!!!! sex is like icecream u can change flavours or go back 4 more off the same!! its always sweet!!

The forums are kinda getting boring to read lately, with no new threads and no new people. So it leads me to question:

How can we achieve a free and fair forum?First suggestion is to limit the number of threads per month per individual. Of late I have noticed the forums opinion getting overtaken by a small but dominant group of elder women with threads very personalised to their own needs and who will do anything and say anything to support each other so long as to rule the forums.

So whats your opinion on the matter?

Kizzy you must be a magnet for weirods ---- afterall I'm talking to you.

Now syop it before you scare people like Mel from having a good time. You can act like a weirdness filter that collects them all so the others don't have to suffer. Good lass.