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The person below me wears a toe ring

False

But I am having a good chuckle.

The person below me snores like a chainsaw.

Hi all have been seeing someone now for a HUGE total of 2 wks, do you think its too early to sleep with him, and if so why? i think once you hit a certain age, who really gives a damn, i mean we are not children and what have we got to loose..... ZILCH! boy i could use some good LURVING.... your comments would be appreciated ...especially yours Kiz!!!!!

I want to see you riding me in it.

FARK YES KISMAT

True

The person below me doesn't wash their hands after urination.

oh my god

phae ... I doubt it Red stubbed her toe and lifted the nail so she went home limping and upset .. AND she didn't get to sit next to any hotties on the plane home haha .. me..I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet and not having to make conversation with anyone or to make sure they have everything they need or want or to make dinner for lots of people or ...anything!! not even going to get stuck into my houseowrk until tomorrow .. lazy I know but what the hell!!

True.

The person below me is drunk.

get back here

I'm 2nd of April.False, though I wish.The person below has been busted naked before.

pinkys dont count

You're my little bitch now so quit your moaning. Now that your skin is primed and pumping with your erogenous areas engorged with blood I will tickle you faintly with this oversided pink feather, enough that you wish I would stop before you tremble into euphoria. Now for some niceness.......

to be continued

boyz love that!

Oh no you don't Abe, unless you're joining in but I don't think Kismat could handle the 2 of us!

Now where was I, ah yes, tied to the bed now for the cat of nine tails, nothing too rough just yet, just enough light whipping to raise the blood to the surface to heighten the pleasures of me dripping nice warm chocolate over that aching body and painstakingly licking it off.....

next installment later!

your turn nowbest roll ovanow be braveIt wont hurt Ill be gentlenow i gotcha !!!

OUCH THAT SMARTS !!!