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Love a man who laughs at his own jokes that was a joke right Dawgz

Whats Bus gripping? How tight? & wheres the red?

I wouldn't know where to start talking about that.

I was in fnq & the top end from 1980 till 92 from darwin then to the gulf kurumba , up to weipa & cooktown Portdouglas the daintree cape trib in cairns I lived at Stratford & redlynch near crystals worked in Kuranda for a while , have friends still up there , love the tropics saw cyclones , cathy, winifred , Joy.

Loved the reef was hard to leave
Kizzy

Actually come to think of it, I think I need a bit of an update myself

And its not being very considerate towards me I tickle its keys everyday just to keep it happy. AND IT WONT PLAY ME ANY MUSIC, on windows media player it keeps demanding a licence, do you think its proposing to me, and wants to get married. Are there any computer Geeks out there that can help me work out what it wants cos I cant work it out. ...this could lead to a sever breakdown of the relationship...molly...

An ex and i were going hammer and tongs doggy style when she let rip a shart (wet fart) needless to say after wiping up her splatter piece of artwork we just cuddled (although i giggled my ass off to sleep)

iLL GIVE THE POUND YR MICROCHIP NUMBERS.....

Your refering to my tits ....right ?

Ditto to all !!!I mean she wasnt here long but wow made some big impact ....... abe we miss ya !!!!your stools waitin at da bar
Kizzy

Yes, I have been on the recieving end myself lately. I don't mind though, I can hold my own and at the end of the day even if I disagree with someone, they are still entitled to their opinion.

It does irritate me a little that people are so bloody offendable these days. Sticks and stones, I reckon, some people really need to loosen up and have a good laugh at themselves.

JMO

For what?

Im outta here for the night guys, we had the most anazing storm up here today have to go downstairs and sweep up, my downstairs is wet, and has crap all over it, so have a good night everyone c ya all tomorrow

I have dated a broad spectrum of woman and the only ones I have ever needed to turn down were the really big ladies. They all had terrible BO, no matter how they washed, couldnt get rid of it. Oooo and not to be too descriptive, but for some reason downstairs always smelled and tasted terrible, like salty tangy cheese and urine. So despite the fact that I enjoyed their company often I could not bring myself to get busy, just too much, too much sweat, too much smell, plus your kinda limited with the positions you can do with someone who is large.