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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:10 AM EST

Due to increasing products liability litigation the AAMA has proposed that warning labels for alcohol be adopted immediately.

However for maximum effect they feel it needs to be in common language and warn of real outcomes so welcomes your input.

One could be:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Ok now lets be creative. cheers





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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:14 AM EST

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Consumption of alcohol makes ME look good .. never mind everyone else



rolling on the floor laughing





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:15 AM EST


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something scary ( whose species and/or name you can't remember).
confused dunno









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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:20 AM EST

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

dancing banana





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:23 AM EST

blondeaozichick wrote:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Consumption of alcohol makes ME look good .. never mind everyone else


You look great and with every drink even better and better.
Oh yes the warning, ahhhhhh still thinking I'll just have another drink.
Geez you look good! laugh wave







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bourbon
Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:26 AM EST

Enduro wrote:
You look great and with every drink even better and better.


Was that meant to be a compliment or an insult? rolling on the floor laughing





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:28 AM EST


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to phone them at four in the morning. head banger









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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:29 AM EST

bourbon wrote:
Was that meant to be a compliment or an insult?


rolling on the floor laughing still trying to figure that one out myself!!! dunno confused

rolling on the floor laughing





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:33 AM EST

bourbon wrote:
Was that meant to be a compliment or an insult?


A compliment most definitely a compliment.

sad flower drinking







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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:33 AM EST

Enduro wrote:
You look great and with every drink even better and better.
Oh yes the warning, ahhhhhh still thinking I'll just have another drink.
Geez you look good!


nerd you lucky I have a sense of humour boxing

rolling on the floor laughing





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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:37 AM EST

Enduro wrote:
A compliment most definitely a compliment.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing have another one.. I think you need it wine





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:37 AM EST

blondeaozichick wrote:
still trying to figure that one out myself!!!


Whoops flower went to the wrong person pretty lady.
So bought you a bigger bunch. bouquet of flowers








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blondeaozichick
Melbourne, Victoria Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:38 AM EST

Twodawgz wrote:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


rolling on the floor laughing and whats wrong with that ?? dancing shamrock dancing





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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:44 AM EST

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.




rolling eyes laugh rolling on the floor laughing





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bourbon
Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:51 AM EST

blondeaozichick wrote:
have another one.. I think you need it


If he has anymore, he'll think you look angelic. laugh







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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 7:58 AM EST


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering exactly which partner you came to the party with. dunno confused








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Da_Boo_Wabbit
Brisbane, Wavell Heights, Queensland Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:09 AM EST

Just A few That Made Me Laugh

Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.






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Enduro
Perth, Western Australia Australia

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:28 AM EST

Da_Boo_Wabbit wrote:
Just A few That Made Me Laugh

Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.



Thank you I only remembered some of those. Enjoyed reading list.

laugh rolling on the floor laughing





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kizzy27
Nowra, New South Wales Australia

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 16, 2008, 11:01 PM EST

bourbon wrote:
If he has anymore, he'll think you look angelic.



Well hello stranger look what the cat draged in !!!!wave

I thought you were gone for good ..
WB !
Oh fark.....uh oh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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CuspofMagic
Erin berin, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany

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Warning Labels For Alcohol !!
Posted: Aug 16, 2008, 11:11 PM EST

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Cockusdropofus and Cuntusdryupus





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