What superpower would like to have? and why?

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mysteriousmiss Melbourne, Victoria Australia
I would love to be invisible...so I could perve on people (purely from a psychological profiling point of view LOL)wow!



kare65 brisbane, Queensland Australia

rolling on the floor laughing

Healing i think to make the terminally ill better...........



cutypie auckland New Zealand
Great thumbs up

We are all terminal..........{ we are in jokes & humor here}

We need to help each other terminal all.uncertain



Elphame68 Wanganui, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
The superpower ability to send ego (the father of lies) packing once and for all and for there to be love, peace, equality on earth. Elphame.
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
The one where I get to nail ........................................fark MALE cool
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kismat: The one where I get to nail ........................................fark MALE
uh oh!
Rodles Brisbane, Queensland Australia
My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Rodles: My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.
Good God devil
Rodles Brisbane, Queensland Australia
sxc666: Good God


seriously now a magic spell to cast on humanity to stop the greed, poverty and senseless killing
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
stop the horror and spread the love to everyone everywhere super
Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zeland/ Australia, Sligo Ireland
The one that allows me to understand the opposite sex

...................most of am are complete mystery to me laugh


Oh and if I can have another go....the one where I waggle my finger and all the housework is done by magic ..........head banger
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand

the one where I get to nail all the beautiful woman on the plannet..................................FARK MALE


that was a bad mistake blushing

Surely you could work that out T rolling on the floor laughing or don't ya know me well enough yet scold
kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Rodles: My bionic organ is all i need it can please a thousand women in one thrust, its gets as hard a locamotive, its moves as fast as a jaguar, and best of all its travels with me whereever i am needed.



Nice try .....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
I don't need super powers. I have the strongest power on earth - I can love unconditionally.
laugh
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: I don't need super powers. I have the strongest power on earth - I can love unconditionally.



A truer statement ive never heard ....teddy bear



Cary0608 Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
hi there!wave

id like to be able to read minds....
relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
Cary0608: hi there!

id like to be able to read minds....



4 real!!! Bugger that. dont like some stuff that comes out of their mouths let alone what they would be thinking about..


In the middle of hot sex your partner could be thinking of the new stereo for the car lol and that would spoil it for both of you rolling on the floor laughing

at least you would have had fun until the end without knowing.





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