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Fark lady wake up and smell the coffee kick the farker to the kerb thats enough evidence for me .

When something is not right, then its not right...........thats it.

goodluck :-)

kicked to the curb alredy


and wont fall for that one again

i think if people are going to be unfaithfull to there partners there is another sight they should find it and sign up:

to good to be true
i can only imagine how many women he has done this to he was smooooth thank goodness i worked it out after meeting him only once

thankyou kare65 i guess he is not right

Its a real shame that these critters prey on the good..

Better luck next time.

thankyou
may all the little and big critters all end up at the same place tyring to hook up with one another

MARRIED

well, u could have tried geting a bit more info, then if he was married let his wife know, no one deserves to be treated like this. imo

dear beautiful cowgirldancer
I have viewed your lavaish profile and wondered if you would be interested in conversing with myself so let me tell you a little about Meee
the photo in the profile is not me.
the person in the photo is my twin.we were seperated at birth and he was the fortunate one that got all four limbs
And he can be abit of a show off at times.
he constantly makes fun of me all the time and he leaves me at home by myself always.
after the operation at birth i was left with one limb with a thumb on the end of it.as you can well understand it takes a long time to type this letter.
maybe we could go out dancing some time.i do a very good helicopter or sprinkler on the dance floor.
i am not very good at swiming because i move in spin
how ever i am very good at washing clothes in the bath.
i have a skate board i get around on when he forgets to lock the door.
i am very easy to look after and i have a helmet that i wear for safety reasons.i have fell off the chair three times since starting this letter.
neither of us own a brewery however our father dose own a phamacy
after reading your profile i believe that we are ment to be because together we share an elusive magical chemisty.


so please ignor my brothers profile and think of me i will send a photo when i can work out how to take a photo by myself.
yours truly TOM

Wow a dejavu. I received that exact same story in my mailbox.

wow go figure.

nice too meet you cow girl
My name is Jim I am tom’s brother
I believe that you have met my brother.
I got home and was met with the most bizarre site in my street.
Tom was riding a skate board naked up and down the street waving a cricket stump announcing to the entire world that now he has a girl friend he will go and invade England.
Apparently he has also broken into next door and caused some trouble there as well.
He was able to squeeze through old Mrs. Swarzta, s cat door, and then proceeded to drink a large quantity of her liquor cabinet.
But the worst of all of this is the unnatural act he performed on Mrs. Swarzta, s cat.
Fortunately understands and is a lovely forgiving old lady and the cat will survive.
She understands that tom can be a handful at times.
I was able to sedate tom and he will be out to it for a few days.
I think that is great that tom and you have found that elusive magical chemistry.
I wish you both all the best in your new and exciting relationship.
You will find tom really helpful around your home and he really is easy to look after.
Here are some of the many things he is really good at-

He can clean the toilet
Washing your cloths in the bath
Washing cups and glasses in the sink
Changing the TV channel
Waving and saying hello to your friends
He will never hog bed space
Switching the kettle on
He is also a great dancer and good at charades when your friends come to visit.
He really loves meeting new and exciting people and I am sure that all your family and friends will grow to really love him.
Please feel free in contacting me anytime.
We are after all family now.
All the best jim
p.s if you have a pet keep tom apart from it for just a little while.

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i am not very good at swiming because i move in spin
how ever i am very good at washing clothes in the bath.

So is that how you got your nickname whirlpool..

UP DATE


well at 8 am i get a text asking if i can meet him this afternoon
i said whats wrong with evening time are you still living with your partner
he said no i get so tired
he said what night would it be
i said any night at his house and hes cooking
he said will you be staying over mmmmmmmm
i said ladys dont do stay overs this early i a freindship
he said best be at your house them
i said the whole point of this conversation was so that i can check out whom you are living with and to my mind at rest , aleast i am being honest so please humor me with an answer

THEN NOTHING GUILTY BY A SILENCED ADMISSION

dear cow girl
I am and the rest of my family are really grateful for your most kind and caring and of offcourse most positive response.
it will be quiet a few more days before we can give tom the good news.unfortunately he tends to get excited at times and I do expect that he will need to be sedated again after I express your loving good will to him.
tom and I come have Irish background but tom has lisp so he could be confused as being French.he also has a thing about napoleon Bonaparte so he be alot of fun at times.you must be a really special kind of person to love and understand toms needs.
tom aswell is musical.I bought a drum back from Africa for him.
tom isn't without financial means.I usually take him down to the local shopping centre set him up with his instrument and a sombrero.
by the end of the day he has made a modest amount of money to contribute to his keep[nappies,medication etc].
well why not!
we don't get such exciting news like this everyday I will send him to you with a brand new helmet and six months supply of nappies.
I think that late at night you really will love being with him I am sure that he would and can be affectionate with that one arm and thumb.
although he dose wheeze and snore and I do suggest to put a plastic cover over your mattress.
oh you have bought so much joy to the hearts of our family.
tom is also good at mixing things in the kitchen just make sure that his hands are clean before this.
he may only have a thumb but we are constantly amazed how far he can reach with it on his own torso.
if he is looking at you smiling through glazed eyes you know where he has got his thumb.
I really feel that through the little response that we have had I am getting to know you and I look forward to many more in the future.

with loving kind regards
after all we are family now
jim

p.s I almost forgot it when you take tom down to the shopping centre never leave him with his skate board no mater what he tells you.

Hey Jim,or Tom...

Kizzy

If it looks like dog shit ,smells like dog shit,tastes like dog shit ...
It Is dog shit !Lucky you didnt tread in it !

JMO
Kizzy

Theres got to nicer guys out there than a guy that does that...

it stinks of something not right...



trust your instinct

let his wife know?? are you serious?? who does that after one date??