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GUN88 Perth, Western Australia Australia
[top] Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:58 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
most ones that have worked for me in clubs or anywhere sofar:

1.If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!

2.You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbielove

3.I want to tell you your fortune." (Take her hand and write your phone number on it) "There's your future." .....works all the time

4.Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can getdancing bananacheeringrolling on the floor laughing

5.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

6.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. wow!


how about yours???


jas wave

peace
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
[top] Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:22 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of


Just gotta say ........ Hi

well I am a woman...lips
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Ecoprincess Sligo/New Zeland/ Australia, Sligo Ireland
[top] Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:51 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
kizzy27: Just gotta say ........ Hi

well I am a woman...



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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losted222 liverpool, New South Wales Australia
[top] Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:50 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
lol bad pick up lines and who needs them anyways just walk up to a ladie and talk to her....
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CountryBoy120 Moe, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:21 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
did it hurt
Lady:did what hurt
When u fell from heaven
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Linz0823 wichita, Kansas USA
[top] Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:30 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
do pick up lines actually work? however, must remember to use the fortune teller one.
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loxxy Lake Macquarie, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:10 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
1You say," Excuse me, but where are all the guards?" She replies," What guards?" You say," I didn't think they let Princesses in here darling without bodyguards!" 2You say,"Hello Beautiful, wont they miss you?" She says,"Who?", or "Wont who miss me?" You say, "The people at the palace, Beautiful Princesses will always be noticed when they're missing from the palace!" 3"Excuse me Gorgeous, can you help me out?" .... "My doctor says I have to rub thighs with a Beautiful woman every 4 hours or I'll die!" And the list goes on! The secret is, not just to say the right words but, Sorry no more secrets for now, or I'll be single for the rest of my life. When I get married to the RIGHT woman, I'll tell you them all !!! If I can remember them then.
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GUN88 Perth, Western Australia Australia
[top] Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:18 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
they do work....or u use them 2 light up the mood ..... yawn..yay

Linz0823: do pick up lines actually work? however, must remember to use the fortune teller one.


This is a sweet and adorable one...u r going for an icecream..purchase your icecream then find a nice place next 2 an attractive person that u like....now use this line..."im sorry 2 bother u, but your melting my icecream"......lol...rolling on the floor laughing...

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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
[top] Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:44 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
Ok people this is the one ....sharing here for the good of all.


Honey... Im gonna be coming at you for so many different directions your gonna think your F@ckin surrounded !!!!
not subtle but has its merits ,also works for both sexes so go on...get luckywink wink wink


Kizzylips
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blue300zx Christchurch, Canterbury New Zealand
[top] Thu Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
Here's a cheesey one.

You go up to a woman & say... "Excuse me, can I borrow ur cellphone, coz I have to ring God & tell him I just found one of his Angels!"

or

"My God, you remind me of Continental Chocolates... I won't put you down until I've eaten the Box" peace
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Thu Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
thumbs down Pick up lines are just cheezie and an instant turnoff to date I haven't heard any I would take seriously.

How about just being yourself.
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bubblesron maryborough, Queensland Australia
[top] Thu Jul 3, 2008 10:01 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
I dont use pick up lines these days.
However I do recall one day in 1965. I was staggering in a drunken stupor down George St in Sydney when I saw an angel walking toward me.
I immediately said "You're beautifull".
Her reply? "You're drunk".
She was the sister of a leading seaman I was serving with and we were good friends/ sometime lovers for ages after that day. I have lost contact these many years later and would love to catch up with Carol MacDonald (that was her maiden name so is ok lol)
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
[top] Fri Jul 4, 2008 1:02 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
Hey Babe ....I reckon you n me would go off like a frog in a sock....lips
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spudly_dudly Near Tamworth, New South Wales Australia
[top] Wed Sep 3, 2008 10:46 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
Hahaha Classic one liners! Gotta love numbers 3 and 5! How about these:

"Wow, you must be a parking ticket...'cause you got FINE written all over you!"

And:

"Are you a library book?...'cause I'm checking you out!"


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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
[top] Wed Sep 3, 2008 5:30 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of

"what would you like me to cook you for breakfast", or "do you have any eggs at home or should i pick some up from the 711 on my way over,"
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
[top] Wed Sep 3, 2008 7:43 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
psuedonym: "what would you like me to cook you for breakfast", or "do you have any eggs at home or should i pick some up from the 711 on my way over,"


Now thats just presumptuous....

Im afraid ide say fark off ...
lips
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redozichick Brisbane, Queensland Australia
[top] Wed Sep 3, 2008 7:49 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
sxc666: Pick up lines are just cheezie and an instant turnoff to date I haven't heard any I would take seriously.

How about just being yourself.


I'm with you sxc... I don't like pick up lines... just be yourself, come over and say hilaugh
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psuedonym adelaide, South Australia Australia
[top] Wed Sep 3, 2008 11:13 PM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of




won't be making you any omelettes any time soon then? lollaugh rolling on the floor laughing

kizzy27: Now thats just presumptuous....

Im afraid ide say fark off ...
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
[top] Thu Sep 4, 2008 12:14 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
psuedonym: won't be making you any omelettes any time soon then? lol



Hey I eat !!! I just dont Fuck for eggs......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Kizzylips
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blondeaozichick Melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Mon Sep 8, 2008 2:51 AM CST : ThE bEsT pIcK uP lInEs, U'vE sAiD oR hEaRd Of
Was on the bus a couple of years ago.. and there was this goodlooking guy just staring at me and smiling at me whenever he caught my eye .. anyway this went on for about 20mins until we go to his stop.. on his way off the bus he came up to me and said.. can I kiss you please? and before I could even answer.. he leant down and french kissed me right on the lips!!!

blushing I was a bit embarrassed cos it seemed everyone on the bus was watching and listening to this little scene! laugh
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