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today i met up with a lovely guy whom i have met on this sevice our date was comfortable and he was funny ,sweet, not scared of contact he was also the one who made a comfortable first kiss (9/10) after nearly tree hours of chating we will see each other again and see were it goes as i have not dated in over 10 years this has to go down as my best so far this decade .

Your in..

First date in ten years ....better get the cobweb brush out


No seriously congrats well done I hope he is everything you want him to be ...& if not well enjoyyourself anyway lifes too short
Kizzy

he gone kicked to the curb story is on "do i have an over active mind"
what a coward .

One date i will never forget when i was a young 17 year old we went and play minni golf and she whacked me in the nads with the putter believe me there was no hole in one for me that night fark did they swell.

WELL THAT WAS A BALLZZZY EFORT thankyou for sharing a time you most like to forget ouch ouch

This is bad I know it but it truely happened if I could take it back i would but I cant so here it is.....

I actually posted this on another thread but felt it fitted into this catogory as well so here goes...


I was up in the gulf county a place called Kurumba ...

I was 19 ..
I met this guy at the animal bar lol
He was buff ,6'1 broad shoulders , hot as ...
After several jugs of chocolate soldiers we headed back to my motel room ....
I was very excited I mean he was mmmmm yummo
But so was I ....
Anyway we sparked a joint & got really high ,columbian gold in the late 70s was powerful shit ..... then started to strip....

I was pretty well thinking "Man this is gonna be fine "
He removed his shirt...
Very nice ...
I removed mine ...
Very very nice... lol

He turned around to take off his levis.. mm nice bum I thought
As he turned around, I got my first glimpse
Well what I could see of it ,,,
He had the smallest penis I had eva seen ,still to this day Im not kidding like miniscule ...
Think pinky finger
mine ...
Anyway I couldnt help it I was so high on this Grass I just started laughing I couldnt stop ,just couldnt ,got the giggles ,well hysterical really but nothing i could do just laughed & Laughed ..
He turned in the half lit room to flee ...
Ran smack bang into the door jamb & broke his nose ....
Blood everywhere ,,,
I was so far gone by this time that I could barely breathe let alone get him a towel or ice all I could do was kill myself laughing..
riunning into the door was somhow even funnnier ...
Bad I know.

I saw him the next day ,
Nose taped up,
I went ova to say It was just the grass But he wouldnt talk to me ,
No suprise there...
Ive always felt so bad a bout it ,
all I can say is
Man that was some meannnnnnn Grasss lol
Ps please dont hold it against me , you had to be there ....

Kizzy confession

kizzy you really do know how to tell the story
that was farking funny as i cant breath from laughing
but its true buyer beware i ment the the little big guy not the grass but that too

ta cgd ps thanks for the code cgd it much shorter

Glad you enjoyed ,,,He didnt lmfao

And i think CGD suits you....

Hey i just had a terrible thought !
Gee i hope he isnt single(chances are good for it tho)
& sitting on cs datingsite reading thru some forums ,
In particular some threads posted by some sausy woman called Kizzy
I could destoy the poor bastard all ova again26 yrs later if he reads my post it will be a blast from the past....
Kizzy

but its still makes me laugh( sorry Jason) lmfao

Kizzy that is hilarious...grass or no grass...what a pisser

Happy to entertain the troops .....

Surly were not the only ones with bad date stories????

comon share ...I did lol

Worst - man 10 years older than his photo ( said his photo was 18 month old - a lot must have happened in 18 months to age him 10 years!!)

Best - we made passionate love on his sofa after champagne

the worst was just recently i met up with a fellow at his property it was filthy he did not make any effort to even clear a path way to walk , was offered a drink but declined!
and the way he kept his animals was poor to say the least , i do think he loves them ,he just has way to much on his plate, there were animal carcasses dumped in a hole not covered yuk yuk yuk i went and showed at a freinds house who lived in the same area .



cowgirl

sorry went and showered at a friends house

I once came home with a date once many years ago. She considered herself to be a dog person/owner/expert.

When she met my red kelpie she was over friendly, too soon to fast. I warned her to take it easy. But was rebutted about how she owned two dogs and they all love her etc etc. The dog had only met her literally seconds before when she tried to rub him into the ground, the sort of thing a well known person to the dog could do, but not a complete strange.

Well it nipped her.. (not too bad, the warning nip) but it went down hill from there.

Had a recent bad date met for coffee monday arvo he arrived with the worst bo ive ever smelt ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I couldnt wait to leave needless to say No upcoming connection ....

I'm not the jason she refers to here..thank god...