kizzy27 wrote:We were in Port douglas FNQ in the 80s , Got this mate plastered so we stripped him bare laid him on a single bed , placed a long neck bottle of beer between his legs ,covered him with a sheet so it looked like he had a huge hard on then carried him on the bed accross the road to the sidewalk outside the Central Hotel ! It was ofcourse a lit up area , we sat opposite killing ourselves as tourists walked past laughing , all videoed ofcourse , we left the poor bastard there all nite , He reckons he woke up to flouro lights Blaring into his face & thought Farkkkkk Im in Hospital !!LMFAO FUNNNNYYYYYYYY
Kizzy
Thats funny not drinking with you anymore
We had a so called mate get drunk  all over the house pissed on the couch and was a general pain. When he flaked out we draged him outside whipped his pants off got some fishing line tired a slip knot and put it over his member, we tired the other end to a little fox terrier's collar (jack). Then we would call the dog best live entertainment I've seen in a long while. he was like that for an hour. finally I jumped on his bike and shouted someones stealing your bike, he was up I called dinner jack and ran them both around the block, fark that little dog could pull aHhhhh mis spent youth 
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