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In the beginning God created day and night...days for going to the footy, the beach and BBQ`s and he saw it was good.
He created night for prawning, sleeping and BBQ`S and it was good.
On the second day He created water for surfing and BBQ`s on the beach and He saw it was good.
On the third day He created plants to bring forth malt and yeast to make beer and wood to have BBQ`s and He saw it was good.
On the fourth day God provided animals and crustaceans to make chops, steak and prawns for BBQ`s and He saw it was good.
On the fifth day He created a bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer,eat the meat and prawns at the BBQ`s and God saw it was good.
On the sixth day God saw the bloke was lonely so He provided mates and He saw they were good blokes.
On the seventh day God looked around at the barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans, He smelled the aroma of sizzling chops and prawns
and He saw that it was almost good. The blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created sheilas to clean the house, to wash to cook and to clean the barbie and He saw that it was not only good but it was bloody AWESOME...He had just created Australia