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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:27 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
I'll share mine if you share yours? tip hat
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:34 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Yeah well I frigin hate when a guy tries to slip it in the wrong hole.


No backstage passes with me.


And they have tried to jab it there many times. And they get the same response and smack in the chops.
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:39 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Sometimes I like to try new positions and one of my favs is the bronco sex position.......

You hop on and clutch the boobs from behind and say "these feel like your sisters".....

and hang on for dear life.........yay yay

2 mins is the record........
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:43 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
sxc666: Yeah well I frigin hate when a guy tries to slip it in the wrong hole.No backstage passes with me.And they have tried to jab it there many times. And they get the same response and smack in the chops.


ewwww why would a male want that when I take there's a perfectly gud gash? How drunk do you get these fellas confused
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kidatheart Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:44 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
I had a 6" (15cm) grinding wheel on a grinder explode and almost turn me into a capon but luckily it just put a dent (and a big scar) in my thigh.

Not sure if that's comical but it could have been my worst injury.laugh



Oh Shit! I just saw the last part of the question. No I wasn't having sex with my grinder!sticking out tongue
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:45 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kismat: gud gash?


Gash rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


They don't have to be drunk, their just sneaky little feckers.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:46 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: Sometimes I like to try new positions and one of my favs is the bronco sex position.......

You hop on and clutch the boobs from behind and say "these feel like your sisters ".....

and hang on for dear life.........

2 mins is the record........


Got 2 find some sisters rolling on the floor laughing
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:51 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Oh Shit! I just saw the last part of the question. No I wasn't having sex with my grinder!

cool
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:03 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Once had a GF who, at the point of Orgasm would Fart like a trooper causing me to burst out laughing , falling off and unable to continue. It got so bad that when i could tell she was cumming i,d start laughing and fall of anyway......she saw the funny side but wasn't really happy about it......
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:07 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Once had a GF who, at the point of Orgasm would Fart like a trooper causing me to burst out laughing , falling off and unable to continue. It got so bad that when i could tell she was cumming i,d start laughing and fall of anyway......she saw the funny side but wasn't really happy about it......


OMFG dropping jaw I am speechless rolling on the floor laughing


I would never want an orgasm again how frigin blushing
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:07 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
kidatheart: I had a 6" (15cm) grinding wheel on a grinder explode and almost turn me into a capon but luckily it just put a dent (and a big scar) in my thigh.

Not sure if that's comical but it could have been my worst injury.
Oh Shit! I just saw the last part of the question. No I wasn't having sex with my grinder!


I heard a rumour that you were a bit of a hard knob...... rolling on the floor laughing

thumbs up
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:10 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Once had a GF who, at the point of Orgasm would Fart like a trooper causing me to burst out laughing , falling off and unable to continue. It got so bad that when i could tell she was cumming i,d start laughing and fall of anyway......she saw the funny side but wasn't really happy about it......



confused Don't smoke after sex with that partner....smoking

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing pisser
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:13 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: Don't smoke after sex with that partner....

pisser



Kaboom rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:32 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
I used to go out with a gymnastic instructor..........dancing banana

We went home to her place and she was doing some excercises by the bed......getting ready for some horizontal mambo......yay

Kicking her legs up in the air forwards and backwards, just as I happened to walk into the bedroom. dancing

Thud!!!! omfg......

a back kick to the Knackers......wow!

I walked right into it...... D'oh!

it brings tears to my eyes even to this day....thinking about it...crying

and we went straight to sleep after that.......zzzz
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:42 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: I used to go out with a gymnastic instructor..........

We went home to her place and she was doing some excercises by the bed......getting ready for some horizontal mambo......

Kicking her legs up in the air forwards and backwards, just as I happened to walk into the bedroom.

Thud!!!! omfg......

a back kick to the Knackers......

I walked right into it......

it brings tears to my eyes even to this day....thinking about it...

and we went straight to sleep after that.......


Ouch i bet your nads doubled in size.. crying
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:45 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Once receiving oral in this girls appartment. I had a muscle spasm in my leg at the same damn time I was ready to bust.
so I jumped up and bust.
it shot across the room and hit her mom,s wedding picture.


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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:47 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Ouch i bet your nads doubled in size..



I never owned land back then but I had a couple of acres...... wow!

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Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:48 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Twodawgz: Once receiving oral in this girls appartment. I had a muscle spasm in my leg at the same damn time I was ready to bust.
so I jumped up and bust.
it shot across the room and hit her mom,s wedding picture.


cumfetti!!!!

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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:50 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Yeah thanks guys Im only on my third change of undies through peeing myself rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

to farkin funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:51 AM CST : what's the most comical moment or worst injury you've sustained during sex.
Jimi123499: cumfetti!!!!


applause applause applause
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