Happy Easter Everyone

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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
And Behind that Urbane Heading.

How come when Jesus was resurrected he only went to join his father in Heaven? Is the Father the only important person in a childs life. If this is so why don't the courts see it that way. After all we swear on a Bible in court don't we?

Is the Bible trying to tell us that the only Happy Marriages are with Defacto fathers. (I.E. Joseph:As God was the Father) Hmmmm for that part: Were Joseph and Mary actually married?. I can't quite remember that fact. Very thought provoking if they weren't.
Another Random thought just hit me. Was Mary satisfying two Guy's at the same time. Both Joseph and God. The Bible doesn't say. But the skeptic could make gold from that thought.

What about the "Father, Son, HolyGhost" syndrone. Where's the Female input. Are they saying that the female thought process is irrelavant?

OK OK My religious studies are very superficial. But there does seem to be minimal reference to Mary the Mother (And for that, was she the real mother or just a vessel to carry the child into the world) (Just a reference there to Genetic engineering and invetro insemination)To me the bible seems to treat Mary just as some sort of birthing vessel and that is about the only reference she gets out of the Bible.

Now my brain is really Meandering: Ok if Mary wasn't the Mother who was. How do we know God ain't queer. And with his awesome Power How do we know he didn't create Jesus with another Man and then still Holding a grudge against Eve and the garden of Eden incident thought hell lets punish the decendants of eve some more. Here womankind give birth to this child of mine that i created with my Man friend here. And from here on in all my Man Friends shall have the power to punish Woman for driving them from the garden of eden by causing them to become with child. And at the End of Childbirth the Woman will be able to remember that bliss that was Eden and cry for the garden and utopia they lost.
On that Random thought though. That would mean those woman that can not bear children are truely blessed for they have had the curse of god to bear children removed from them.

I mean there is no reason for Mary in the Bible except as someone who had to go through the pain of child birth. Jesus could just as easily of imaccuately appeared in a Stable in a crowded little town with a Star overhead. And He could of still been visited by three wise men who followed this star bearing gifts. And had the rest of the bible could of follow on from there. Gods reasoning is impressively twisted.

Are woman that irrelavant in the eyes of religion.

Guys perhaps that is where we have gone wrong. Perhaps if we followed the bible more religiously we would have riches peace and harmony. All we have to do is reduce the female back to the role of House servant and Baby recepticle. laugh
After all look at the rich and famous in Hollywood. Maids in the kitchen and ???????? in the Bedrroom. And then if they get married Disharmony and vast loss's of wealth. (Its just a thought from stories read)

{Note Please this Post is written to cause both humor and offence. To get a reaction. It is not a true reflection of the Postee. Just a few Random thoughts that have flown through his head and caused him to pause and contemplate and smile at his own thoughtful outcomes. Now he wish's to see how others percieve these random meanderings}
I shall leave now as there are way more meandering thoughts than I intended to post laugh sticking out tongue
CuspofMagic ---stelle, Emilia-Romagna Italy
happy easteryay
jean59 St Clair, New South Wales Australia
happy easter everyoneyay



kare65 brisbane, Queensland Australia
Happy Easter bunny bunny2 easter bonnet easter basket in easter egg
Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Oh drags, I love your writing style. I don't get into things so in depth as you but I love reading when you do. I am way to tired to even think of a reply in the way you would like, plus I don't 'do' big words laugh
But I will wish you a Happy Easter.

kiss kiss



*Lou, walking away wondering if jesus was gay*


sticking out tongue



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
Happy Easter Everyone.............Excellent writings Drags......

thumbs up wine teddy bear bouquet of flowers peace to allhug
dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Cheers everybody.

crying What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi. laugh



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
dragondog4: Cheers everybody.

What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi.


hey I liked it maybe you should have been pro not anti and then i would have said something..........but I can see your sanity is in excellent shape now......

cool



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
in easter egg bunny2 easter bonnet easter basket

Happy Easter everyone..............be beautifull....

in easter egg bunny2 easter basket easter bonnet

bouquet of flowers bouquet of flowers bouquet of flowers bouquet of flowers bouquet of flowers
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Lol, i have to admit i almost fell of my chair in laughter there........................anyways happy easter everyone, all the best eh?cheers
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
Happy Easter to you all and families.

Be safe and enjoy..

2 thumbs up bunny2 bunny in easter egg
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
dragondog4: Cheers everybody.

What a shame i didn't find someone to bite my baited hook. Or is that something i should refer to Dr Jimi.


'BLASPHEMER" oF TO CONFESSION FOR YOU BOYO !!!!very mad
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: Happy Easter to you all and families.

Be safe and enjoy..


Yeah yeah now pass the fu#%king chocolates will ya !!!!!lips
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Yeah yeah now pass the fu#%king chocolates will ya !!!!!




Now farkin eat the cream ones last.rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue easter basket
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: Now farkin eat the cream ones last.


Gotta luv the creamy ones ......lips
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Gotta luv the creamy ones ......


Me too especially cream between????
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: Me too especially cream between????



I igree the way it squirts into your mouth yum
[we are just talking chocolates right ]rolling on the floor laughing
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: I igree the way it squirts into your mouth yum
[we are just talking chocolates right ]


mmmm me love squirts.wink



cavemandave Tallebudgera, Queensland Australia
Happy & safe Easter all!!angel
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Twodawgz: mmmm me love squirts.


Me too....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing




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