why why why???

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limbo melbourne, Victoria Australia
today i have finally realised that im am the most unattractive piece of garbage god has ever put breath into.crying i have never been violent never taken drugs and i am of sober habits so why why why why why// am i a 45 year old virgin... i think its all become too much for me what can i do besides a 38 smith and western any ideas?????



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
limbo: today i have finally realised that im am the most unattractive piece of garbage god has ever put breath into. i have never been violent never taken drugs and i am of sober habits so why why why why why// am i a 45 year old virgin... i think its all become too much for me what can i do besides a 38 smith and western any ideas?????


Well you can relax and take a deep breath for a start!!!

Dont trade your Gibson in for a 32-20!!!!!!

Next step is to accept yourself,
dont feel sorry for yourself
and turn your negative into a positive attitude.......

Trying too hard can cause you feel failure repedatively...

Just be friendly and don't look for the next best thing...

Make friendships and see what comes from there....

Be real dude, and keep playin tunes......

You probably have admirers that you don't even realise or have overlooked..

my 2 cents professor

head banger
echoapril Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Hey Limbo,

It's "Smith and Wesson",

Stay cool---

echo
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
limbo: today i have finally realised that im am the most unattractive piece of garbage god has ever put breath into. i have never been violent never taken drugs and i am of sober habits so why why why why why// am i a 45 year old virgin... i think its all become too much for me what can i do besides a 38 smith and western any ideas?????


Geeez calm down, take a chill pill. Think of something positive. We all have something positive in our life.

cheers



kare65 brisbane, Queensland Australia
I go with the last replys, just chill.
Lots have virgin times lol.

Specially stay postive, good advice jimi......................:-)



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
kare65: I go with the last replys, just chill.
Lots have virgin times lol.

Specially stay postive, good advice jimi......................:-)



Thanks.

I thought that would be the worse thing someone could do.......

sell their guitar.....shiiiii...

scold
limbo melbourne, Victoria Australia
yeah do yourself and everone else a favour!!!!
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
limbo: yeah do yourself and everone else a favour!!!!



Hey dont worry if I dont get laid soon Ill be a virgin again too!!!


Not sure but i think im startin to heal.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




lips
Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia
kizzy27: Hey dont worry if I dont get laid soon Ill be a virgin again too!!!


Not sure but i think im startin to heal.....


God i just wet myself...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia


Sorry just popped out lolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Im trying so very hard not to laugh but i must admit, sounds like how i was a long time ago.......just a little bit,lol.angel devil



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
have you all actually done it?????????????

wow!
Artythis Inverell, New South Wales Australia
I reserve my answerinnocent ..................................devil devil devil
relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia


As any mother would say beauty is in the eye of the beerholder confused any1 4 a rum???????

dont sweat the small stuff and enjoy life 4 what it is amazing...

relax and live a little



cheers

Guitar huh
bourbon Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia
A 45 year old virgin.... now that's something you don't see every day! drinking
snoopyau Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Isnt their a movie about that

45 and no sex , thats pretty bad .

Not even a ugly chick ?
Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
In response to: Not even a ugly chick ?


I want a definition for an ugly chick scold


















laugh
snoopyau Brisbane, Queensland Australia
A girl so bad you want to cut your arm off
to get away once you wake up.

I find if a plain girl has a nice face and a great
smile then shes probly better then a good looking girl
that MIGHT have no personality .


wave



Jimi123499 Central, Victoria Australia
snoopyau: A girl so bad you want to cut your arm off
to get away once you wake up.

I find if a plain girl has a nice face and a great
smile then shes probly better then a good looking girl
that MIGHT have no personality .


A plain girl

sounds like ordering a hamburger snoops, my next, will be one with the lot........with extra personality....and saucy!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
my next, will be one with the lot........with extra personality....and saucy!!!!



You called !!!! lips




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