Evil wish's

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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Yes i saw this on the international today.

You make a wish then the responder grants it for you with a twist. And then responder makes a wish of their own.

Very original i thought.

I hope eveyone has fun with it

Example
I wish for a ferrari

Responder
Granted you get a fashionable Black ferrari but it is wanted By CIA. You are now in Prison on suspicion of a hit and run Fatality.


I wish i had the ability to spread love.
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raina Napier, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
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Yes i saw this on the international today.

You make a wish then the responder grants it for you with a twist. And then responder makes a wish of their own.

Very original i thought.

I hope eveyone has fun with it

Example
I wish for a ferrari

Responder
Granted you get a fashionable Black ferrari but it is wanted By CIA. You are now in Prison on suspicion of a hit and run Fatality.


I wish i had the ability to spread love.

I will give you a pair of wings and an arrow but you have to find the potion to dip your arrow into.
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raina Napier, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Oops forgot my wish.

I wish I could turn back the clock to 1976
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woozysquid melbourne, Victoria Australia
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Oops forgot my wish.

I wish I could turn back the clock to 1976
your wish is granted, but you are quickly driven mad by the fact that you cannot email or SMS anyone but have to use landlines that frequently get crossed and smail mail with awful tasting glue.

My wish is to be a man for a day.head banger cheers cool dropping jaw
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Granted. Your 6Ft 6 and built like a brick shithouse. You check your pants Like any male would. You check again. Your a eunuch.






I wish my car never ran out of fuel or broke down.
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rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
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Granted. Your 6Ft 6 and built like a brick shithouse. You check your pants Like any male would. You check again. Your a eunuch.






I wish my car never ran out of fuel or broke down.
wish granted......but your car has no brakes

I wish for more time till xmas
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
Granted The world Council have just ruled that Christmas is not politically correct and have rulled it universally illegal to specifically acknowledge this Christian Holiday with all the religiuos differences in the world. sigh


I wish that i was a dragon.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
granted!! you are dragon within the insect genus.

I wish the All Blacks all the best for the up coming season.
sticking out tongue
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Lou79 Near Echuca, New South Wales Australia
Your wish is granted but only if they leave the black eyeliner for their wives not themselves.

I wish for a never ending bottle of wine and packet of chocolates..
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Twodawgz melbourne, Victoria Australia


Granted only if chocolates are cream centred..

I wish to be those never ending chocolates and wine..
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
wish granted, you are the ingested chocolates and wine being excreted from millions of rectums.

I wish I let this post die
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dragondog4 Hastings, Hawkes Bay New Zealand
kismat: wish granted, you are the ingested chocolates and wine being excreted from millions of rectums.

I wish I let this post die


Granted Post Died but Commemoration services are held for it weekly in your back yard.

I wish Love lasted forever.
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CuspofMagic Stelle,spacia, Western Fjords Iceland
dragondog4: Granted Post Died but Commemoration services are held for it weekly in your back yard.

I wish Love lasted forever.



--- it does

--- but it never will be tangible
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
dragondog4: Granted Post Died but Commemoration services are held for it weekly in your back yard.

I wish Love lasted forever.


Your wish is granted within fairy tales, songs and poetry. You however only find love in attending and organizing commemoration services held in my backyard for the death of this thread.

I wish I could nail a hard flip all the time on my sk8 board.
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
kismat: Your wish is granted within fairy tales, songs and poetry. You however only find love in attending and organizing commemoration services held in my backyard for the death of this thread.

I wish I could nail a hard flip all the time on my sk8 board.



Your wish is granted however upon compleation of this amazing feat you realize that everyone missed it they were all checkin out the blonde withthe big tits!!!!


I wish everyone had a sense of humour....lips
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Granted but all humour is aimed at you and no one wishes to laugh you.

I wish blondes with big tits!!! didn't exist.
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
kismat: Granted but all humour is aimed at you and no one wishes to laugh you.

I wish blondes with big tits!!! didn't exist.


Granted but all humour is aimed at you and no one wishes to laugh with you.

I wish blondes with big tits!!! didn't exist.



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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
kismat: Granted but all humour is aimed at you and no one wishes to laugh you.

I wish blondes with big tits!!! didn't exist.



your wish is granted however now the female species on earth have gotten rid of the dumb genetic defect found in blondes with big tits ,women take ova the planet ,learn how to self impregnate & the males of the species become extinct!!!
Thanx a farkin lot Kismet!!!


I wish we still needed men....
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kismat national park, Waikato New Zealand
Granted, love dies with the extinction of man. Woman lose the will to pegnate each other so man is resurrected, all in my image.

I wish poeples feelins didn't get hurt so easily
teddy bear lips
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kizzy27 Nowra, New South Wales Australia
Your wish is granted , now when you break someones heart they say gee thanks baby That feels soo good can you break my heart again pleaseeee!!!
Breaking up has neva been so easy,
People now break up all the time without a second thought making monogomy a thing of the past.


I wish I could flyangel
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